Would saying that “I have risen” be considered slightly blasphemous?

I should have waited a couple of more more months for my three year faux-death anniversary.

Apart from that, I always wonder how many people try to sign up for this domain name and it keeps me coming back.  So here it goes:

   I apologize to the Jerika’s on tumblr.  It must disgrace all of you that I am your tumblr representative. I understand I took on a big responsibility signing up in 2007, but all things considered, I doubt I’ve gotten much traffic anyway.

Dear World,

I ate some moldy bread a second ago.  If I do not return - I am probably dead.  Just thought I should let the zero people who read this know.

                                                        Best wishes,



Ann, teach me the ways of this Tumblr thing.