wrinkled asked: I'm kind of obsessed with Jeremy and I'd tell you that that means I'm obsessed with you, but I definitely don't want to creep you out too hardcore. :)
I’m kind of curious how this obsession developed considering I wasn’t aware of your existence until thirty minutes ago. Jeremy never tells me anything. But I am flattered - so… would you like to join our group marriage? Was that too forward?
Pregnancy notes over the years.
Want green eyes when dark brown is most dominant?
I have half green eyes because my mother went to church to pray and looked at the virgin mary who also had green eyes. (She also only really ate ice and the burnt bits of rice at the bottom of the bowl. Nutrition.)
Craving chicken breast constantly = Indention in chest.
While my she was pregnant with my sister, she craved chicken breast. All the time. This resulted in having an indention in her torso. Like a chicken.
My Lolo (grandfather) craved a certain spotted fish while Lola was pregnant with my uncle… My uncle now has a mole.
Don’t talk bad about other people.
Lola talked bad about neighbor who was very small (Unting), my Aunt is now the smallest in the family measuring up to 4’9”. Da.
My aunt has “a big, round face.” (And also seems to eat ketchup on everything. Rice, fish, etc.)
Don’t like some one? Don’t pinch them.
Aunt pregnant with cousin. She didn’t like my mother so she would pinch her frequently. What happens? Her baby now looks like my mother.
Don’t forcibly refuse to see something.
Our pregnant neighbor hated looking at the Kool-aid man. “It’s soooo ugly.” She apparently looks like the Kool-aid man with “her short legs” and short, round body.
Most importantly: Do NOT play with dolls!
Your child will become mute.
Would saying that “I have risen” be considered slightly blasphemous?
I should have waited a couple of more more months for my three year faux-death anniversary.
Apart from that, I always wonder how many people try to sign up for this domain name and it keeps me coming back. So here it goes:
I apologize to the Jerika’s on tumblr. It must disgrace all of you that I am your tumblr representative. I understand I took on a big responsibility signing up in 2007, but all things considered, I doubt I’ve gotten much traffic anyway.
I ate some moldy bread a second ago. If I do not return - I am probably dead. Just thought I should let the zero people who read this know.
Ann, teach me the ways of this Tumblr thing.